Justin Bieber converts to Scientology

A hot Google chase on Wednesday (July 21) afternoon is “Justin Bieber Converts To Scientology.”

To put it mildly, we are suspicious. Sure, Justin afraid out for a while with accounted Scientologist Will Smith’s son Jaden Smith during the authoritative of the “Karate Kid” music video. But that’s not affidavit of his actuality recruited.

We accept not heard from our underground sources about Justin visiting the Celebrity Center at the capital Scientology Church in Los Angeles. And we accept not empiric him in acquaintance with any of the arch celeb Scientologists such as Tom Cruise, Jenna Elfman, Kelly Preston and John Travolta. He hasn’t alike texted Kristie Alley!.

Frankly we aloof don’t accept that Justin needs the aegis of this able all-embracing cult. Although we apprehend that Katie Holmes has reportedly talked to her ex Chris Klein — who is aggressive austere booze demons — about jumping onboard the Zenu spaceship.

But Justin doesn’t charge amplitude aliens and thetons or apperception ascendancy or accepting bright by giving abroad his millions of hard-danced dollars..

We are hereby calling this Justin Bieber Web Rumor #427. So no amount what you apprehend on CNN or Fox News, booty if from The Dish Rag: Justin Bieber has NOT abutting armament with the Church of Scientology.

They alone wish. What a accomplishment that would be, eh?