Department agent Steve Whitmore says Lohan is acceptable to be appear on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected absolution date reflects all the credits Lohan is acceptable to receive.

The administration has said the extra was acceptable to serve a division of her book or less.

Lohan surrendered at a Beverly Hills courthouse on Tuesday and was anon aerated abroad to an all-women’s bastille in Lynwood. She will serve her time in an abreast assemblage that has ahead hosted Paris Hilton and Michelle Rodriguez.

The 24-year-old’s bastille book began two weeks afterwards a adjudicator bedevilled her to three months in bastille and addition three months in adjust for a acquittal violation.

Arrival and departure

Wearing aphotic denim jeans, a gray top, atramentous corset belt and atramentous jacket, the 24-year-old Lohan showed up at the Beverly Hills attorneys about 10 account late. Afterwards a abbreviate hearing, she rose and was abandoned abaft her aback to serve her time for a acquittal violation.

Lohan was accompanied to cloister by her mother, Dina, and sister Ali, who wiped abroad tears afterwards her sister was taken into a lockup.

This morning Nicki Minaj released ‘Your Love’ video. In it she plays a samurai in training who falls for her sensei. The only problem is that one of her her classmates has too. After going through about three wigs, the battle for his love begins. Check out the video after to jump to see who wins.

Recent audio clips of Gibson allegedly making racist comments as well as hateful comments about the sister of his child have lowered the public’s opinion of Gibson. They was dropped by his talent representatives, and it seems that they could be close to walking himself out of Hollywood. It is also difficult to see how his career can recover from all of the things going on in his personal life, most of which show him in an very negative life. It is been completed before though; look at how Mark Wahlberg has made people forget about his time on the “streets” or how Robert Downey Jr. and Charlie Sheen still have millions of fans despite their personal lives exploding in the public eye. Can Gibson recover? Who knows, but at least they is not dead like the rumors claim.

Doctors could operate on the 93-year-old actress later in the day, said Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt.

“She’s in the emergency room. She has a broken hip, and they have to operate on her,” he said. “It’s a complicated thing. It was an accident. And she is not that young anymore.”

Von Anhalt said Gabor fell out of bed Saturday night when she reached to answer the phone. An ambulance rushed her to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles, California, after he called 911.

He said she was on medication and asleep early Sunday morning.

“Her family is by her side. No other information is available from the hospital per the family’s request,” hospital spokeswoman Roxanne Yamaguchi Moster said in a statement.

Publicist John Blanchette said Gabor was watching “Jeopardy!” when she fell out of bed.

“She has an active mind. She’s very bright. She’s funny. She always makes me laugh whenever I talk to her,” Blanchette said. “Her body’s failing her.”

Blanchette said Zsa Zsa Gabor has been frail and “pretty much confined to a wheelchair” since a 2002 car accident. The crash occurred when the car in which she was riding with her hairdresser slammed into a light pole on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles.

Her husband has been caring for her, Blanchette said.

The glamorous Hungarian-born actress, the middle of the celebrated Gabor sisters, is most famous for her eight marriages. Among her husbands were hotel millionaire Conrad Hilton and Oscar-winning actor George Sanders.

Her more prominent films include John Huston’s 1952 Toulouse-Lautrec biopic, “Moulin Rouge”; “The Story of Three Loves,” 1953; “The Girl in the Kremlin,” 1957; and Orson Welles’ classic “Touch of Evil,” 1958.

In 1989, Zsa Zsa Gabor was sentenced to 72 hours in jail for slapping a Beverly Hills police officer after a traffic stop. She also had to perform community service at a battered women’s shelter.

The other Gabor sisters were Magda, the oldest, who died in 1997 five days shy of 83, and Eva, the youngest, who died in 1995 at 76.

Magda, an occasional stage actress, also was married to George Sanders at one time.

Eva is probably best remembered for her role as a socialite turned farmer’s wife on the 1960s’ TV sitcom “Green Acres.”

The two met in 1992 but didn’t start dating until 2007, according to People, which in October 2009 reported that they were engaged.

[Updated, 2:05 p.m.: Along with the wedding news, there's non-news as well. Cruz is not pregnant, despite reports to the contrary, her rep tells E! Online.]

Audiences will see Oscar-winner Bardem (supporting actor, “No Country for Old Men”) in August as a love interest to Julia Roberts in Ryan Murphy’s “Eat Pray Love.” Cruz, recently seen in “Sex and the City 2,” won a 2009 supporting actress Oscar for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” which also featured Bardem.

Blame it on the cosmos, Cupid, June’s lunar eclipse, whatever — June and July have been …
… full of action in the romance department, with weddings for Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, Carmelo Anthony and Lala Vazquez, Martin Lawrence and Shamicka Gibbs, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller, Mena Suvari and Simone Sestito, and Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher. Add to that engagements for Carlos Santana and Cindy Blackman, and Zoe Saldana and Keith Britton.

Hot enough for you? Oh, wait, we started out by mentioning the smokin’ hot Cruz and Bardem — never mind.

24 year old Allison Coss is in court and airing out dirty laundry that claims John Stamos attempted to get her drunk and have sex with her. It’s a lovely story that has all your favorite lines of extortion, drugs and old dudes trying to nail younger women.

Via Yahoo:

“Henderson and Assistant U.S. Attorney Maarten Vermaat agreed in their opening statements that Coss and Stamos met in Orlando, Fla., in 2004 — shortly after Stamos had separated from his wife, actress and supermodel Rebecca Romijn. The couple divorced the next year.

Henderson said Stamos, now 46, noticed Coss and another girl at a club, asked friends to bring them over and later invited the star-struck teens to his hotel room. Stamos ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17, Henderson said.

Two women who worked as strippers eventually showed up in the room with a bag of cocaine, she said, and Coss and her friend took a picture of Stamos bending over a table where the drugs had been laid out.”

Queue Lindsay Lohan entering the court and screaming “he was just taking a picture with a fan!” That didn’t really happen, but you know when the subject of cocaine photos come up her ears perk up and she is aware of a disturbance in the force. Regardless, the story continues with claims that John tried to diddle her but she was all… ‘Ew, old balls. No thanks.’

“Henderson said Stamos and Coss later kissed on a bed and got into a hot tub together after Stamos undressed and Coss stripped to her underwear. She said Stamos offered to perform oral sex on Coss, but she declined. Stamos eventually became frustrated, broke a bedpost with his hand and left the room before apologizing and inviting Coss to spend the night, which she did, Henderson said. For the next few years, they maintained a “flirty kind of relationship” by e-mail, Henderson said.”

Because email is the route of all evil, a few more emails from some unknown ho who called herself “Jessica T.” She claimed he was the father of her unborn child. Later a fellow who called himself “Brian L” hit Uncle Jesse’s inbox demanding $680,000 for photos of him posing next to the cocaine or they were going to be sold to a magazine.

Stamos called the FBI and a sting went down. In the end, Allison Coss and her sidekick, Scott Sippola, were both arrested. No photos of Stamos snorting the bad shiz were found in their homes.

What did we learn today kittens?

“Cindy and I are blessed to have found each other,” Santana said in a statement released to MTV News. “Being in love is a gift from the universe, and the spirit and vibrations that come with it are infinitely powerful. I look forward to expressing that incredible energy through my music, and in helping to tip the balance toward more love in the world with what Cindy and I share.”

The proposal came right after Blackman, a noted jazz percussionist who has worked with Lenny Kravitz and Cassandra Wilson, joined Santana for a drum solo on his track “Corazon Espinado.”

Santana is about two months into the first leg of his Universal Tone Tour and is currently preparing for the release of Guitar Heaven: Santana Performs the Greatest Guitar Classics of All Time, his first studio album in six years. The tour’s next leg kicks off in late September — right around the release of the new project — with a monthlong stretch in Europe.

No wedding information has been released yet, but this will be Santana’s second marriage. His first was to Deborah Santana, his wife of 34 years; she filed for divorce in 2007.

This weekend is the Carrie Underwood wedding, rumored to be an event costing Carrie and soon-to-be husband Mike Fisher $500,000! Now while that might not sound like a lot, try saying half a million. See what I mean! That’s some serious ching! So much for a simple wedding, Carrie!

RadarOnline is reporting that Carrie is certainly getting her dream wedding. But almost half of the money spent has been allocated towards a hotel for guests. Even though the nuptials are set to take place this Saturday at The Ritz-Carlton Lodge in Greensboro, Georgia (a town the size of about 3,000), the entire hotel has been reserved for the wedding and the guests who will be in attendance. That bill is rumored to be $268,000 for the night, with rooms ranging from $300 to $1500 a night. But Carrie and her man will be staying in the Presidential House where the couple will have VIP use of the lake and their very own golf course.

So what is so fabulous about their suite? Try 5,400 square-feet which includes master suites, including “two king-size rooms and two double bedrooms, a gourmet kitchen, terrace with access to the recreation room, private pool, living room and dining room that seats 16 people.”

While visitors have been arriving since Wednesday we are hearing that Carrie won’t be arriving until later today and when she makes her arrival keep your eye in the sky for a helicopter. Yes, the country songstress will be flying in via copter.

We will definitely post Carrie Underwood wedding photos as soon as they are available. I am sure it will be an absolutely gorgeous event!

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail at the probation violation hearing. In addition bursting into tears, Lindsay Lohan covered her face at one point with the paper she took notes on. That’s below the finger photo, rotated so you can read her list of excuses and explanations.